Juicy Confessions and the Chaos of Adulting: Unpacking Secrets and Scandalous Mishaps

Ever found yourself eavesdropping on a scandalous conversation and unable to walk away? That's exactly the allure of our latest episode, where your hosts Ashley and Brittni become confidants to the most private of listener confessions. Imagine the cringe as we react to a story of teenage longing turned into an illicit recording, or the laughter mixed with face-palms when hearing about a sexual escapade gone awry thanks to a misadventure in yeast infection remedies. But it's not all chuckles; we also unfurl a sobering saga of betrayal involving a friend's fiancé and godmother, which might have you re-evaluating your inner circle.

Strap in tight, because we're also unpacking the messy closets of solo living, the intricate tango of adult friendships, and the burdens of secrets that should have probably never been kept. Get ready for a tale so infamously absurd it's been christened "shit gate" by those who witnessed it—testament to the unpredictable chaos that ensues when alcohol crashes an upscale bash. Through it all, we keep it real with our trademark blend of heartfelt understanding and cheeky humor, dishing out insights on how to navigate the wild odyssey of grown-up life with a little more grace and a lot more laughs.

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Speaker 1: 0:00

Hello and welcome to Millennial Moms Unfiltered, where your host Ashley and Brittany, on today's episode, we are going to be spilling the tea. You guys wrote in and shared your juiciest little stories with us, so, without further ado, let's get into those stories. So we haven't read any of these, we just like I can only see like the first Sentence, like, and I didn't scroll, these are all gonna be surprises. Okay, number one Nobody like signed off on anything. So I have no like ending like I wanted them to be like signed and then have something like cute, the girl with the orange hair, something I don't know.

Speaker 1: 0:56

Okay, one time in high school I had a huge crush on a guy and my best friend would record every interaction I had with him because I was always too scared to talk to him. Obviously, he never knew that my bestie was recording, but we would look back at all the videos and swoon over him. My pitiful moments at flirting Not exactly a secret, just more embarrassing, and I feel like I have to admit that, lol. Oh, teenagers, that is. That is something. That is something that I would probably Not talk about.

Speaker 2: 1:28

No, just kidding but we for admitting that yeah, no everyone has done something that embarrassing.

Speaker 1: 1:35

Yeah, at some point. Yeah, definitely, so I can relate.

Speaker 2: 1:41

I don't think I have anything like super. I mean, I was tragic in high school, I feel.

Speaker 1: 1:46

Tragic in high school. I, I didn't go and then I dropped out at 16. So I mean there was, there wasn't much there, but I'm sure there was Plenty.

Speaker 1: 1:56

I didn't love it All right. Next one when I was 16, I was dating this guy and he was my first real boyfriend. I had a really bad yeast infection. I feel like this is already gonna be funny. I had a really bad yeast infection. That was super embarrassing to me. I thought it was dirty. I was so grossed out Whatever all of the 16 year old stuff so I used vagacil, the little egg insert, and then like three hours later, decided it was a good idea to have sex.

Speaker 1: 2:30

So we were having sex and the cream started coming out oh it was all, it was all over him and I was like, oh my god, I have to stop. And he thought that was female cum and he was all excited and I was mortified, but he never figured out.

Speaker 1: 2:50

It was used in fact cream. I'm gonna say one first of all those creams don't fucking work on most yeast. This is coming from somebody that worked in a gy and office for six plus years. Don't waste your money and time on it. Go to the doctor and get oral yeast infection meds. It's just faster and way less messy.

Speaker 2: 3:17

And embarrassing if you just have to have sex.

Speaker 1: 3:19

Yeah, way more predictable. Okay, next one, not my story, but too juicy not to share. This is the ones I encourage. If you had tea on somebody, I want to hear about it. On the eve of Thanksgiving my friend will call her Anna whose relationship with her fiancee spanned over seven years and two beautiful children, discovered a devastating betrayal. I love the wording here.

Speaker 1: 3:46

So juicy, devastating betrayal it turned out that her fiance had been cheating on her with none other than her best friend of 13 years. First of all, shit like this that happens, like that's a different kind of low when your best friend will do some shit like that, like the two people that are supposed to be closest to you like that's a different kind of.

Speaker 1: 4:07

that's unexcusable in every way. There's no reason or situation that that is okay, ever. So let's just say that, who also happened to be the godmother of her youngest child. Overwhelmed by the shocking revelation, she confided in another close friend, someone she had trusted for years. However, the plot thickened Like who wrote this? The plot thickened when she learned that the friend was also involved in a secret affair with both her best friend and her cheating fiance. And a tale of deception, loyalty, shattered alliances and betrayal. This woman's world got turned upside down on the eve of Thanksgiving. Well, first of all, Thanksgiving. I feel like who gives a fuck? That's like not the important part of this, but I like how you try to distract us from all of that. I'm going to have a sip of my tea on that one.

Speaker 2: 4:57

I feel like, maybe because they had to deal with like all of that the next day with their family, like oh true.

Speaker 1: 5:04

Possibly she needs to pick better people. What are the fucking chances that three people in her life and who is the guy? Like, what is he? What kind of what do you put now? What do you put now that you're just the whole friend group, the whole 13 years, three girls? Oh, I'm mad. I'm mad about it.

Speaker 2: 5:26

We have. We need to know what happened. We need to follow up on that. Yeah, we need to follow up what?

Speaker 1: 5:30

She better know what was the aftermath. What was the aftermath? We need to know how this happened.

Speaker 2: 5:33

We need to know. We need to know more details.

Speaker 1: 5:36

This is a short one, so these are usually. I love my partner, but I often think about having sex with other people. I'll never act on it, but I feel guilty.

Speaker 1: 5:46

Okay, All right, people you know, or people I feel like to write like it's normal to still be attracted to other people. Like I don't think that's weird, but if you're like hanging out with people and like fantasizing about that that is where it gets controversial fits within the fines of your relationship. Like talk that one out. Like, if you feel like it's something you want to do, like have like an ethical, non monogamous relationship, go off, but I don't think it's abnormal to be attracted.

Speaker 2: 6:21

It's not abnormal to be attracted to other people. I just wouldn't say like I wouldn't.

Speaker 1: 6:25

I mean I personally don't fantasize about other people and I really have time to fantasize about my actual life.

Speaker 2: 6:33

Phantasize is a strong word.

Speaker 1: 6:35

Yeah, phantasize is a very strong word. Phantasize, yeah, like what does that mean? But like.

Speaker 2: 6:39

But yeah, I can like think that I'm like. I can see another person think that I attracted them. But like are you? Are you like having sex with your partner and thinking about someone?

Speaker 1: 6:46

else, right. Then that's a whole other story. And is it like a celebrity or is it like you're an actual person? I like that, right. Yeah, those are. Those are dangerous situations to get into.

Speaker 2: 6:55

Dangerous situations as far as, like, you need to reevaluate what that might mean to you. If it's just like silly, you think about it, I feel like that's fine. I don't know. I'm thinking about guys here. Like I'm trying it like, even though we personally don't do it, you guys fantasize about other women and if so, like, why can't girls?

Speaker 1: 7:13

I think it's normal across the board to like think about other people, but like again, how deep is it getting? And like yeah, it's like people with. This is kind of an extreme comparison but like how they say like if you watch too much porn, like your Thoughts on sex get like fucked up. Yeah cuz, it's not real. It's kind of like the same thing, like are you Nurturing that thoughts for so long that it's like clouding your reality, like you're thinking about something that's like not even right?

Speaker 1: 7:42

gonna be real, even if you were to act on it right, like so, yeah, it's just something to think about and you know, if you need, or whatever other people, have a conversation and see what that would look like in your relationship, if that's a thing. Whatever. Next one birds aren't real. I know who sent that one in birds are real. If you follow me for any length of time, that is one of the conspiracy theories that birds are not right. I I just I don't understand, but people think that birds are not real, but birds are definitely real. There's like groups. I can't tell if they're joking or if they really believe it. Like I can't tell if it's a real like Conspiracy, like cult thing or if people are just making fun of it. It's just sad. I think at some point it probably is like they're making fun of it, but I think that they're really in a line is right.

Speaker 1: 8:38

I think some people really don't think that birds are real.

Speaker 2: 8:42

All right there are people who think dinosaurs were not real. I know.

Speaker 1: 8:47

Yeah, everyone that like we have actual like things like.

Speaker 2: 8:51

Relics. There was someone like compared they didn't believe in dinosaurs because they're. They were saying that like bones and fossils like couldn't possibly be real cuz they would definitely have decayed by now or whatever.

Speaker 1: 9:03

And then they're like actually the opposite of fossils.

Speaker 2: 9:06

Proof was that aliens exist. And then they were using like they were. They showed something, their their Proof was like a fossil of some kind, like, but you're telling us you don't believe it one thing because of its proof, but you're using it, it's okay here right.

Speaker 1: 9:23

That's usually how those conversations go. That's exactly it, like they'll. They'll use the logic that they're trying to disprove to prove their logic, and it's like they don't even realize how stupid are we doing this? What was I gonna say about that? I don't remember. All right, it'll come back when it's completely not relevant to the conversation. Okay, I Once hooked up with my guy roommate I had At the time of college, who was also a good friend of mine while I was in a very committed relationship.

Speaker 1: 9:53

I was not in a relationship with my roommate and I honestly saw him as a brother. As a brother, oh, we got super Crop, we got super crossed and ended up in the bedroom. It lasted like 10 minutes and it was awful, awkward and ever since we have not spoke of it. It was like it never happened. Literally it wasn't even awkward the next day. We both knew not to even act like it happened. We both knew it was a big mistake and Never spoken of out loud till this day.

Speaker 1: 10:26

I I feel like having okay, I don't want to be that guy, but I feel like having opposite sex roommates. Those situations are like bound to come up. So recipe for disaster. You know what I mean. Yeah, I feel like at some point, because you guys are going to be drinking together or whatever, you're there, you might as fucking well why the hell not? And it's like good for you for it not fucking up your relationship and like not talking about it. But there was potential there for that to be like a complete fucking disaster. I've never had sex with a roommate because I never had roommates besides one time, and that ended horribly.

Speaker 2: 11:03

I only had one roommate and it was a girl, and we did not have sex.

Speaker 1: 11:06

We did not have sex either. She actually moved out in secret with my cousin and then they never talked to me again and I was like you guys just left me with a four year old and no rent. So that was fun. So then I was like I'm never having a roommate again. No, that was my roommate experience.

Speaker 2: 11:24

No, my roommate was awesome. I had to move out kind of abruptly because I it was a I had a messy year too Did you tell her about it, or did you do it? No, it was I told her.

Speaker 1: 11:35

Cause. One of the terms of our move in was that no one was going to move out in secret, so it was just like yo On the lease, do not sneak out in the middle of the night.

Speaker 2: 11:43

No, I told her about it. It was just a bummer, cause we loved our apartment and then she couldn't keep it by herself, so then she had to move back home, which was like further away in Massachusetts. So it's stunk, but that was my one and only roommate besides Patrick.

Speaker 1: 11:59

Yeah, I'm like a firm believer and you have it to live by yourself at some point.

Speaker 2: 12:04

I briefly lived with my ex-yonsei, but that was only that Is that some tea?

Speaker 1: 12:12

No, no, no.

Speaker 2: 12:13

And if you're watching, this on YouTube today we're not drinking tea, we're drinking coffee, because that's way more on brand for us than tea, even though I've been drinking tea, like you would not believe, because I'm still sick Of the illness Of this my voice.

Speaker 1: 12:29

All right. Next one Before I met my husband, he slept with his best friend's crush, and that's in quotes. To be fair, the crush friend zoned the best friend. What To be fair. The crush friend zoned the best friend. What best friend oh okay, got it. I forgot what the first part of that was. Still to this day. His best friend doesn't know. I've been sworn to secrecy. The crush moved to another state and is engaged.

Speaker 2: 12:57

Oh, so like guy code, he broke guy code even though he was friend zoned, even though the guy was friend zoned.

Speaker 1: 13:04

I feel like there's certain things that like okay, I get it, but I'm not mad, it is what it is. At that point, like if there's no chance with it, like do you feel like you have to stay away? I don't think you can call dibs on someone.

Speaker 2: 13:20

Yeah, the person that's to choose who they're attracted to. That's consent like you give me, like I want her.

Speaker 1: 13:25

Right, no. And now you? No, you can't, because she doesn't like no. I don't agree with that either. I feel like that's not even bad, but, like, I guess, good for keeping it a secret.

Speaker 2: 13:38

Yeah, no, I mean good for keeping it a secret, would the best friend like? I mean, I guess it's not worth ruining their friendship over by telling them if this person is engaged and like there's literally no chance ever but they might feel betrayed, but like that's the best friend in this, I almost feel like it's worse to keep it a secret.

Speaker 1: 13:56

No, I think it's worse to keep it a secret, just because.

Speaker 2: 13:58

You're like, hey, I'm married now and the girl that you used to have a crush on is engaged.

Speaker 1: 14:03

but Right, there's no point in saying it now, but if it happened I would have just been like it happened. It happened because, like you're, it was over.

Speaker 2: 14:12

Like it was not.

Speaker 1: 14:13

There was never a thing there.

Speaker 2: 14:14

No, never. If it was like an ex-girlfriend, right, yeah, then that's a different story. But a crush in quotations. Who was friend zoned and he was friend zoned Grow up.

Speaker 1: 14:25

All right. Next one my husband and I went to a wedding last year. We stayed overnight at a nearby hotel with our friends. I can't read, so this is really interesting that I'm the one reading these. I'll take over.

Speaker 2: 14:39

Oh, my voice is bad.

Speaker 1: 14:41

It was a group of eight of us, so four per room, a couple in the room, a couple in the room that I got into, both terrible drinkers. So the guy went to bed and the girl continued to party with the other wedding guests. They left early the next morning and we all assumed it was over. Before leaving we discovered the girl must have shit the bed. So, okay, shit the bed, because there was a huge skid mark on the white bedding which they hid under the pile of pillows. The couple stayed together and the whole friend group knows about shit gate. This is some Amber heard shit. Um, I I don't know if I'm abnormal or if I'm lucky or what, but I've never had a poop catastrophe of my own. Like, I've never pooped my pants, I've never pooped to myself while I was sleeping. I had a friend that pooped while they were sleeping and I was how you have to try to poop. You know what I mean. Like it's like how does it accidentally happen? Like when you have full control of your butt? Why?

Speaker 2: 15:57

you know, like I don't know, I've never. I've also never had a poop catastrophe.

Speaker 1: 16:03

If I did poop the bed in some way, I would. Those sheets are coming with me.

Speaker 2: 16:06

They're gonna trash and the dumpster on the way out.

Speaker 1: 16:09

I'm not leaving it there Under a pile of pillows. What if your friends jumped on the bed? It's disgusting. I don't fuck with it. I have a lot of questions. Yeah, poop is the worst, especially when you're fucking adult Like.

Speaker 2: 16:26

And clean up after yourself.

Speaker 1: 16:28

Right, that's another thing. I just wanna say that like if you're thinking you just jinxed yourself, you're gonna poop your pants. I talk about this all the time. I've talked about it with Geo frequently that like I've never every time something like this when an adult has a poop situation, I'm like it's never happened to me. It's never happened and that's been going on for years, so it's either gonna be really bad when it happens to me or it's like not a thing that adults poop themselves.

Speaker 2: 16:52

Some do, though it's wild that comedian we just went to go see a couple of weeks ago. He not at the art show, but he showed a scene on his podcast and he shit his pants and he like walked off stage for a second and apparently like wiped his ass with a T-shirt and then came back out like a grown man.

Speaker 1: 17:13

Ibs is a thing you know. So, if you okay, if you have a problem, that's a different story I'm talking about. You don't have a problem and you're just normal to poop To poop your pants.

Speaker 2: 17:28

She was clearly drunk. She'd shit the bed and drunk. I've never been that drunk Me either and let me tell you something. I've been drunk, okay, some of you guys just don't get that drunk, Like even they could be as drunk as they could possibly be for them and it will never get.

Speaker 1: 17:44

Can your pants when you're drunk, I could see it way easier than pooping yourself. I feel like there has to be an attempt to poop, you know what I mean? Like it never, just like there has to. I don't care. Okay, I could go on forever about this, because it's something like I said, me and Gio have talked about and I just don't understand Strongly about. I don't understand how it happens. Okay, in middle school I changed the time clock forward so that we could go to lunch because I was hungry and the teacher got confused and took us to the lunch room. I want to know what year this was. Was there no like clock on the computer or like anything like that? She looked like a mad teacher when she realized that it was a mistake and I've never forgotten, I've never forgotten the look in her eyes. I'm sorry for the teacher, but that's my little secret. That's a cute secret that is. That's a cute secret. That's a cute secret that is that's like, very like you were hungry.

Speaker 1: 18:49

did you really, though, change the clock Like, how did you do that with no one looking? Why was there no backup clock or a watch teacher's watch Right? Yeah, there was no that was very.

Speaker 1: 19:02

if you get like, why were you like there was no, how was there nowhere else for the time? Or if it becomes like so, like, oh, it's 1130. Let's go, and you just like, don't think about it, that's the way to like, get something to think, like, okay, I have to start paying attention to what I'm doing, because Did you get to eat your lunch? Like that didn't even matter, did she really?

Speaker 2: 19:21

yeah, yeah, it was it was their lunches. I was in high school, in my Spanish class, one of the older upper classmen. I won't say his name, but he kept changing the channel with a universal remote.

Speaker 1: 19:36

I feel like I've heard people do that.

Speaker 2: 19:38

It was so horrible. I felt like she was little mr Bay and she couldn't. That's so sad like a yardstick 2000. That was 2003 and there was TVs in the room. It was like the tea up in the corner.

Speaker 1: 19:55

Oh yeah, the old ones now. They have like the nice TVs. Yeah, when I go to Eden school I'm like. He was like we watched a movie on Netflix. I was like, get the fuck out of here, I'm sorry what. You watch the movie on Netflix, yeah, I'm like that. Or the TV that rolled in on my car there was no.

Speaker 2: 20:14

Yeah, I'm like how wild this is the new wing of the high school that all the newly got torn down. Okay, last year all the money yeah, they built a brand new high school, east Providence. Oh, I was like they just tore down what they the new wing was built in like 2000 ish and they just tore down the. Just one part of the school was new, but they just tore down the whole.

Speaker 1: 20:41

Thing.

Speaker 2: 20:43

All right, next one I.

Speaker 1: 20:46

Moved here in high school and we never stayed anywhere too long, so I lied about where I was from. Now, almost 10 years later, it's gone way too far and I feel like I have to move away. To get away from it, I told everyone I was from the UK, faked an accent, faked an accent and everything came. Everything and came up with everything, a backstory, and we never moved.

Speaker 1: 21:14

Oh no, I feel they still use the accent right, like Well, they said they feel like they have to move, so like, yeah, it's been ten, okay, so is the other now. Yeah, do you just have that accent? What do you do in front of your parents? Have you? Have your friends never been to your house, so your parents in on it.

Speaker 2: 21:32

There's so much to this story.

Speaker 1: 21:35

That's like Taylor Swift when she used to have a country accent and then she just never.

Speaker 2: 21:39

Talks about it all the time and where her accent go.

Speaker 1: 21:42

You should have said no and then, just like now, she just like talks like regular. She's not. Was she from the south, is she?

Speaker 2: 21:49

from.

Speaker 1: 21:49

Pennsylvania. What the fuck? The swiftiest don't come after me, don't come after me. But I know you guys have thought about it too.

Speaker 2: 22:00

You guys have thought about. I think she just did it for like the country. Twang of her album was like a country.

Speaker 1: 22:05

Yeah but you can't just do that you can't just have a twang.

Speaker 2: 22:08

I don't know.

Speaker 1: 22:09

Did she?

Speaker 2: 22:09

talk like that in interviews. I don't know, I didn't, I have not, I do not recall any interviews of you. Have to be pretty good at.

Speaker 1: 22:16

If you can fake an accent, fine, good for you that no one like caught you on it, because like you that's, I can't. Even I couldn't take an accent. You would know I was taking. You know what I mean.

Speaker 2: 22:24

Yeah, I'm not good for you to like get away with it. I think she's from Pennsylvania, but I don't know for sure. That should be like we need. We need a. You know Other podcasts have producers and look that shit up for you. I'm gonna have to look it up.

Speaker 1: 22:35

Okay, this next one. Already. First sentence you I had sex with my high school English teacher when I was a senior. He was my teacher in ninth grade and a group of us Always would say hi and keep in touch as we moved up. I don't even know how it happened, but we exchanged phone numbers and it got out of control from there. Oh, I Feel like it's. It shouldn't be a fine line like from being like close and like personable with your students and like I Know teachers that I've like given their phone numbers to students for like it's like school related things or whatever, but it's like what do you?

Speaker 1: 23:16

even it's a what do you even relate to on any level with a high school or like? Because she said she was a senior, so she's either 17 or 18, which is still like if you're, if you've gone to school to be a teacher, you're already like, and if you're late 20s, you're at least 22, so there's four to five years difference, probably, if not least, and they're your student.

Speaker 2: 23:42

So there's like the whole ethical right other than it being like fucking illegal if they're of underage, I yeah, it's like that as messy, it's rapey, it's an abusive power.

Speaker 1: 23:55

It's just gross like I feel. Like Does she?

Speaker 2: 23:59

feel. Does she feel like I mean?

Speaker 1: 24:03

Yeah, so it got out of control from there. Out of control could mean a whole bunch of things. I don't even want to know what out of control? A duel I've probably. I kind of. Then what, how old was this teacher?

Speaker 2: 24:13

Yeah, I do know where they married was this a thing that? They do. They do this with other students.

Speaker 1: 24:21

Follow-up. We're gonna have to put up like a follow-up. Anonymous, like I'm the one that wrote in about this and then just follow up.

Speaker 2: 24:27

Follow-up questions.

Speaker 1: 24:28

So whatever we've asked Right in and say I'm the run that wrote about this, and then we'll have follow-up. Yeah, for sure, time follow up tea about this stuff, because I've got questions. Don't read the next one. Don't read the next one. Yeah, oh well, we're all done. Oh.

Speaker 2: 24:46

That was all the 11.

Speaker 1: 24:47

It's about to go off, all right. Well, we're gonna wrap that one up. I Was just gonna do the sign off, but that's okay, just come back and we'll do say that's our last one.

Speaker 2: 24:59

That was our last tea.

Speaker 1: 25:03

Um, definitely right in and give us follow-ups for the questions and shit we talked.

Speaker 2: 25:07

Sorry if we sounded judgy on certain things, cuz we're trying to be judgy, but some of those things, some of those were hot tea.

Speaker 1: 25:14

That was hot tea. I really want to know about the girl that, like everyone in her life, was like having an affair without yeah, where are you now?

Speaker 2: 25:26

Yeah, portion.

Speaker 1: 25:31

I. So we will, yeah, have a follow-up tea at some point, and then we'll do this again in the future, because I like these, I like hearing stories. Maybe we'll do another kind of story time.

Speaker 2: 25:45

We do need more. I need to call you on your shit.

Speaker 1: 25:49

I have one that we can do for our next episode. We'll do that next next week. So yeah, follow us, like all of the things, and we will see you next week. See you later.